"Get Wastified" lyrics critique-hip-hop song (iiklipz) medium to fast tempo

by Terry McCann
(Embarrass, MN)

verse 1< regulate the bottle, us iron rangers get wobbled and try our hardest to regulate the throttle, theres no need for drunk vision goggles, we got this, got 12 bitches in my office, topless, hot shit just kiddin I ain't that pompous, but if I was I wouldn't need beer as my accomplice, biwabik, the place where all my homies be robbin, hell no I'm playin thats as cheesy as wisconsin, but often I find myself lost in hip-hoppin and rappin about booze, theres no stop to what I can and can't use, to entertain you's while I'm drinkin so much you get contact DRUNK, while I'm on that funk, let my long track thump, while I smoke some stuff, super long past crunk, not sure what the fuck, but the good news is- I know I still got weed and aware where the booze is-

chorus< Get wastified, sh*t-facedified, get your own bottle cuz youre wastin mine, ask me, sober lifes a waste of time, so get wastified, get wastified-

verse 2< The party house is filled, all the lights are on-big electric bills, peeps fightin in the livingroom I like to chill, we drink until, we're ill in the morning, and we puke on the flooring, its distilled habit-forming, liquid pouring, liver tor-turing, and hard for ignoring, but its Otay, 40 shots cuz I do it well, too much-now I'm passed out on a tuna melt, whys that there? too drunk to move it, so I just sat there, thats whats up, I bring the facts bare, now I double dog dare, myself to drink the rest away, okay, I'm a heavyweight, drinkin since yesterday, vodka and heinikken, rum schnapps and dry gin, high comin down then high again, I make hits, and I'm always smilin, never sad, no need for the worlds smallest violin-

chorus

verse 3< Too many alcoholic beverages, got me and some ugly chic in bed again, can't speak in full sentences, doin chics like this makes me wanna practice abstinence, now I ask you this, has this ever happened? drank too much captain, run around askin, every chic you see if theyre ready for some action, and wind up with a chic that if sober you would pass it, exactly, it makes me wanna lash out, but this case of beer got me ready to pass out, peace... (beat fades) The end, tell me how that was please