Don't Crank My Tractor Country Lyric Critique
by CHARLIE
(ALABAMA)
Don’t crank my tractor,
He was a man of few words
He had farmed near all his life
just last year his ex- best friend
Ran off with his wife
So when that young gal came on to him
He just turned his head
Then He looked her in the eyes
And this is what he said
Don’t crank my tractor
If you don’t intend to plow
You may think that I’m harmless
But I ain’t forgotten how
I don’t know how to play the game
That you are playing now
Don’t crank my tractor
If you ain’t gonna plow
There was nothing fake about him
he got right to the point
Excuse me mam, he said
I may sound a little blunt
If you just want to play a game
Go find someone else right now
Don’t crank my tractor
If you don’t want to plow
Don’t crank my tractor
If you don’t intend to plow
You may think that I’m harmless
But I ain’t forgotten how
I don’t know how to play the game
Like you’re doing now
Don’t crank my tractor
If you ain’t gonna plow
He was a man of few words
He had farmed near all his life
just last year his ex- best friend
Ran off with his wife
So when that young gal came on to him
He just turned his head
Then He looked her in the eyes
And this is what he said
Don’t crank my tractor
If you don’t intend to plow
You may think that I’m harmless
But I ain’t forgotten how
I don’t know how to play the game
That you are playing now
Don’t crank my tractor
If you ain’t gonna plow
There was nothing fake about him
he got right to the point
Excuse me mam, he said
I may sound a little blunt
If you just want to play a game
Go find someone else right now
Don’t crank my tractor
If you don’t want to plow
Don’t crank my tractor
If you don’t intend to plow
You may think that I’m harmless
But I ain’t forgotten how
I don’t know how to play the game
Like you’re doing now
Don’t crank my tractor
If you ain’t gonna plow